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Book: Psychiatry-V1

Written By: Drake Gutfelden

Reference
A Talk On The Average Psychology of a Crewmember
Your averge crewmember is a very twisted, bored, and malicious person. They go to great lenghts to do what they want and when they want. Therefore it is of your utmost duty as a psychologist to invite certain persons to your office that you believe to be particularly odd or stands out from the bunch somehow.
Once you get these certain persons to your office you should start asking them some questions about their mental health. What questions should I ask you query? Why the obvious ones of course! dumbass
  • How do you feel about your current employer Nanotransen?
  • What are your current thoughts about your current existence?
  • Do you have any worries about your current career?
  • Is there anything you would like to discuss confidentially?This is where you write up a confidentiality contract
Make sure you catch up on V2 of this series.