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Print Job #324
Written By: Anonymous
Fiction
A guide to how to be an effective librarian, even if nobody likes you.
Step 01: Print out a large selection of decently safe books, do NOT print out guides on how to make bombs and what diseases are the most deadly. Be reasonably intelligent with what you print out.
Step 02: Bibles, make sure you have some. Bibles are the staple of the people in this spacebound hellscape known as Space Station 13.
Step 03 - Your first visitor: BE POLITE! If they ask for a 'good book' ask what they are looking for and, failing that, tell them to check the shelves since 'good' is subjective.
Step 04: Dick around. You have one of the most useless and probably boring jobs on the stations so have fun where you can. Make news broadcasts with your newscaster, take pictures, etc. Do what you can to have fun while helping people with their books.