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Gus, The Movie Pt. 3
Written By: Phoenix Pershing
Fiction
The fierce and unwavering stare made nearby shoppers nearly wet their currently dry pants.
"Why would you say that to me, sir? I have done nothing to harm or hurt you."
"Well, you smell like the farts of my great uncle Alphert, whose farts can melt an entire plate of ice cream in six seconds flat."
With this comment, Gus' face turned red and, as if without control, his fists rose quickly above his head and he began to cry like a little baby. Gigantic tears the size of quarters fell from his face. The tears washed down the front of Gus' shirt, down his pants, and created a moderately sized puddle on the floor.
"I think your tears cleared away some of the smell", the small man said, calmly. "You still smell though. Go take a bath, brah."
"Alright, I guess I'll go home and shower. But I hate showering because my water is cold and soap makes me sneeze."
"Whatevs, just take a bath, then."
"Alright, thanks for the advice. Sorry for my smell, dude."
"No problem."
And so Gus went home that night to take a shower.The fierce and unwavering stare made nearby shoppers nearly wet their currently dry pants.
"Why would you say that to me, sir? I have done nothing to harm or hurt you."
"Well, you smell like the farts of my great uncle Alphert, whose farts can melt an entire plate of ice cream in six seconds flat."
With this comment, Gus' face turned red and, as if without control, his fists rose quickly above his head and he began to cry like a little baby. Gigantic tears the size of quarters fell from his face. The tears washed down the front of Gus' shirt, down his pants, and created a moderately sized puddle on the floor.
"I think your tears cleared away some of the smell", the small man said, calmly. "You still smell though. Go take a bath, brah."
"Alright, I guess I'll go home and shower. But I hate showering because my water is cold and soap makes me sneeze."
"Whatevs, just take a bath, then."
"Alright, thanks for the advice. Sorry for my smell, dude."
"No problem."