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Print Job #638
Written By: Janiel Manbeast
Non-Fiction
A young cargo assistant walked into the office on his first day of the assignment. He was very nervous because he didnt know what to do. Luckily his Quartermaster was very kind and instructed him on what to do.
Soon the bartender came in requesting shotgun shells from the autolathe. So our plucky cargo assistant asked which kind he needed. The bartender said buckshot. The cargo asssistant didnt trust him so told him to 'Bugger Off!'
Next the head of secuirty came in and wanted to order a syndicate crate. This was suspicious as fuck and he reported it to the captain who did shit all about it.
Suddenly the cargo assistant passed out for a whole twenty minutes!
when he woke up a set of tables and chairs were set up with pizza stacked to the ceiling.!
"Join us! its a pizza party!" said the QM, so he did. He wanted to know what was going on when he was passed out.
"Just some plated armor guys randomly arresting people" he said. Sounds fun!
So the cargo assistant stepped outside to see trails of blood all o