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Reddit Tales 1

Written By: Toskin Hall

Non-Fiction
Flatoftheblade One round I was the Captain and two minutes into the round, the Head of Security walked past the bridge carrying a revolver and said "hi" to me.Jittai As a clown traitor who needed to kill the QM (traitor message came in before my name input did) I named my self the QM's name except for 1 letter. (The last letter I think he had s and I had z.)Daniel_The_ThinkerI was playing chemist, and I managed to drop a jar full of plasma, which floored me and another person trying to get me. I had to be dragged out and stuck in a medical machine. People were talking over the radio, "Wow" "I can't believe he did that". I was pretty embarrassed. The doctor took me out of the machine and said, "Don't worry, accidents happen." I thanked and went back. While I was trying to make some such chemical or another, I got myself a glass of plasma. Instead of clicking the machine, I clicked the floor underneath it. The room managed to flood with plasma and it leaked into the medbay. Somehow, I was able to run out. I took of my lab coat, my ID, and my PDA, and jumped out an airlock.4G3N70R4NG3 While playing as an assistant I asked the HoP if I could work security so she made me the HoS b/c we didn't have one. I told her I wasn't qualified and she told me I was merely a placeholder. She upgrades my ID and takes me to Sec, where I begin changing into new gear, which is when I realize I've lost my new ID and I'm trapped in the locker room. The first Sec Officer that comes to find me demands to know who I am, and I have to get on the radio with the HoP to confirm my identity. Then I have to go so far as to have another Officer arrested and searched simply bc she was near me in the locker room while I changed. Then I notice that I stuck my ID in my PDA, probably to save space. Head of Security. FML