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Space Russian Facts Volume 1
Written By: Republic of Space Russia
Non-Fiction
Space Russia is really a nice place to be in,no rain clouds,only vodka clouds. With clowns that are actually mature (drunk) and even has a ocean of vodka!Space Russia is one of the few places to find a friendly changeling.
Space Russia always wil have vodka underground,in the air,and in the oceans.
A Space Russian's favorite weapon is the double-barreled shotgun.
There have been reports of Space Russian Clowns,but these are unfortunately uncommon.Redneck Russians make their own entrances to places in or out of their access rights.
There have been rumors of Space Redneck Clown Russians,but these have never been confirmed nor proven fictional.
Your local Russian is Kalashnakov Tunguska. Make sure you never anger a Space Russian,they can get pretty crazy.