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Johnny YOLO
Written By: Brock Howe
Fiction
One day, an idiot learned of the word YOLO. Fascinated by the meaning of it, he decided to yell it every time he did something stupid. But these things were so stupid, that a monkey with a mental handicap had to facepalm. As time went on the things he did began to get more dangerous. Jumping off of buildings, "YOLO," doing unspeakable things in the dark with Great White Sharks, "YOLO," and even eating a jar of horseradish. Then one fateful day, he died of a heart attack. This heart attack was brought about by his insane need to eat 200 cheeseburgers in 4 hours. On the day of his funeral, nobody showed up. Not even Death itself. His epitaph read, "Here lies Johnny. An idiot of enormous proportions. He YOLO'd one time too many." THE END