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A Surgeon's Tale
Written By: Dr. Timmy Ingot, PhD
Non-Fiction
i swiftly equip my tools, prepared to strike fools, i say "take out gut, " but really, it's " take off the nut". condom captain comes to medbay, i approach him and start to say. "get rid of that appendix, 100% free" but little does he know this will be a botched surgery. i put him to bed, but this man wont be dead for i'm jsut doing a scrotum attack minutes later, the captain awakes he looks down at his crotch, and mutters "for fucks sake" i've completed my duties and feel a sense of clousure but my adventure isn't quite over kmc drags me to bridge, chainaw over his shoulder the captain needs a new donor and i'm a penis owner they rip and they shread and i no longer have a cock.