Rules to the Death Note:

Rule 1) Kira was the best baker the Galatic Federation ever spawned in their time of writing False Death Books for Angsty Teens.

Rule 2) A gentleman and a scholar do not mingle often, for two fellows of different classes hardly meet.

Rule 3) Honk is not a religion, it is a state of being.

Rule 4) Rock beats paper, have you ever tried to use sheet of paper to deflect a thrown rock? If you have, you know exactly what I mean.

Rule 5) The Mime talks in his sleep, so shouldn't his powers stop functioning at will? Further research is required.

Rule 6) These daytime hallucinations of how people operate truly are the result of my inner insanity, I best put the pen down now before I say too much.