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Nigels Toe
Written By: HONKZILLA
Non-Fiction
An Ode to Nigel's left toe
by:HONKZILLA THE CLOWN
Oh that occursed digit that touches befouls the ground with every tread. Ilove to hate that icky grimy toe. How it slops upon the earth birthing countless cultures of horrible fungi and bacteria! The floors... the floors are unclean! This toe, even when clocked in cotton hood and encased in a leather prison will not be content with keeping to itself. TheODOR...the AWFUL smell permeates the room, devastating every nose within a mile radius.So I must suggets that we grab a pair of wirecutters... no we need an energy sword... and we must cut off this sinister protrusion once and for all. Rally around me Hats Prison 5. We shall rid the galaxy of this evil.
OFF WITH NIGELS TOE!! FOR THE HONKMOTHER AND THE ALMIGHTY EMMA BEEDELL!
by:HONKZILLA THE CLOWN
Oh that occursed digit that touches befouls the ground with every tread. Ilove to hate that icky grimy toe. How it slops upon the earth birthing countless cultures of horrible fungi and bacteria! The floors... the floors are unclean! This toe, even when clocked in cotton hood and encased in a leather prison will not be content with keeping to itself. TheODOR...the AWFUL smell permeates the room, devastating every nose within a mile radius.So I must suggets that we grab a pair of wirecutters... no we need an energy sword... and we must cut off this sinister protrusion once and for all. Rally around me Hats Prison 5. We shall rid the galaxy of this evil.
OFF WITH NIGELS TOE!! FOR THE HONKMOTHER AND THE ALMIGHTY EMMA BEEDELL!