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Timemachine
Operation manual
Introduction
We would like to congratulate you on the purchase of this quality product from Wilson and Pickett.
Surely you can not wait to connect your new time machine and ride a mammoth.
Nevertheless, take a few minutes and read this instruction manual carefully, in order to avoid defects.
When we developed the time machine and got into it for the first time, we could have made good use of such a manual.
But we would have to travel to the future and how would we have that ...? damn it
Content
Since this manual came with your time machine,
we assume that you have already unpacked everything, even though you did not know if it was right to unpack everything.
We can reassure you: it was right.
You did EVERYTHING right.
The following items should now be in front of you ...
Operation manual
The manual is what you are holding in your hands.
If you can not read, you should definitely learn it.
Reading is very important for the further understanding of the manual.
Carton
Do not throw away the big box.
Turn it over, paint bricks and windows on it and live in it like a princess.
But beware! You are not really a princess.
Construction
Set up your time machine in the immediate vicinity of a power outlet.
If the time machine is too far away from the power outlet, you will need an extension cord.
Maybe you stumble over it, fall down, have to go to the hospital, get notified that you can never walk again, then the doctor laughs and says "It was just a joke," and then there's a thick cast on your leg, all friends paint on it, even the untalented ones, you do not really know who but you have a monkey on your legs and it's getting annoying, as one always looks at you.
That was really a stupid Christmas party.
First commissioning
After connecting the time machine to the power outlet, you should test if it works.
The time machine is adjusted at the start to a minute in the past.
You should wait about a minute after startup and then put your head through the glowing input of the time machine.
If everything works properly, you should see on the other side how you connect the time machine a minute ago.
Make sure that the time machine works by show yourself the well-known thumbs up sign.
Then, in the past, you do not even have to make an effort to put your head through the time machine.
But if you do not put your head through the time machine a minute later, how do you know that the time machine works and you do not have to bury your head in the machine?
Timemachine manual
Written By: Jed Richards
Non-Fiction
Timemachine
Operation manual
Introduction
We would like to congratulate you on the purchase of this quality product from Wilson and Pickett.
Surely you can not wait to connect your new time machine and ride a mammoth.
Nevertheless, take a few minutes and read this instruction manual carefully, in order to avoid defects.
When we developed the time machine and got into it for the first time, we could have made good use of such a manual.
But we would have to travel to the future and how would we have that ...? damn it
Content
Since this manual came with your time machine,
we assume that you have already unpacked everything, even though you did not know if it was right to unpack everything.
We can reassure you: it was right.
You did EVERYTHING right.
The following items should now be in front of you ...
Operation manual
The manual is what you are holding in your hands.
If you can not read, you should definitely learn it.
Reading is very important for the further understanding of the manual.
Carton
Do not throw away the big box.
Turn it over, paint bricks and windows on it and live in it like a princess.
But beware! You are not really a princess.
Construction
Set up your time machine in the immediate vicinity of a power outlet.
If the time machine is too far away from the power outlet, you will need an extension cord.
Maybe you stumble over it, fall down, have to go to the hospital, get notified that you can never walk again, then the doctor laughs and says "It was just a joke," and then there's a thick cast on your leg, all friends paint on it, even the untalented ones, you do not really know who but you have a monkey on your legs and it's getting annoying, as one always looks at you.
That was really a stupid Christmas party.
First commissioning
After connecting the time machine to the power outlet, you should test if it works.
The time machine is adjusted at the start to a minute in the past.
You should wait about a minute after startup and then put your head through the glowing input of the time machine.
If everything works properly, you should see on the other side how you connect the time machine a minute ago.
Make sure that the time machine works by show yourself the well-known thumbs up sign.
Then, in the past, you do not even have to make an effort to put your head through the time machine.
But if you do not put your head through the time machine a minute later, how do you know that the time machine works and you do not have to bury your head in the machine?