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Woody got Welfare
Written By: Bob Ross
Adult
One day, while Andy was filing his taxes, Woody got welfare. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy crunched the numbers in his fancy, advanced calculator. He approached Andy which startled him and made him drop his receipts everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being covered in his taxes made Woody even more ambitious to file his taxes!
Woody: "Mister Andy! I'm alive and I want to LEARN TO BE CASH SOLVENT!"
Andy: "Oh Woody! I always knew you were alive! I want to show you the ways of financial stability!"
Woody grabbed a bunch of pencils and graph paper and started making his portfolio.
Woody: "Oh my! It's a #2 Ticonderoga pencil! #2 Ticonderoga pencils are my favorite!"
Woody then stuffed his graphs into Andy's accordion folder. The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody stuck folder after folder into Andy's filing cabinet. Continuously making a flipping noise. The other toys also became so ambitious that they all gathered around Woody and Andy and began taking out mortg