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Get Space'd!
Written By: A Random Librarian
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How to get yourself space'd: Librarian Edition
There are many ways for one to make their presence so appauling that the crew has decided to pray to the gods to have your miserable hide removed from its soul. The first thing you must ask yourself is "do I really want to be such a shit-lord that I want to risk having the gods' wrath upon me?" If you answered yes then this guide is for you!
-- Uploading titles about Lusty Xenos is a very common bit of nonsense that you can do to whittle away time before the Shitcurity pummel your fugly face into the ground of the nearest planet.
-- Spamming as much horrible fanfiction-smut that you can onto the newscasters across the station is another way to make you from being loved to loathed rather quickly.
-- Running around the station naked cutting yourself while screaming and deficating is not necessarily the best way to get yourself space'd, but it is a good way to spend a Saturday night on the station if you had one drink too many.
-- Acquiring a few plasma-carts