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SPACE Maxism Bible
Written By: The Preachcy Chaplen
Religion
This bible will get you started on your jouney to true salvation. This is The SPACE Marxism bible (SM for short) So, yes, I know, your thinking "WTF dude" or "this joke isn't funny" Well, first, this is not a joke and is 100% SERIOUS! As for "WTF dude" youre question shall be awnswered in time. For, our guidelines: 1. Everyone witihing our church is to be called Comrade [normal name] 2. No murder for fucks sake 3. Self defence is the best offense 4. Seriously, DONT piss of Sec 5. No Sydicats, sydicects? Whetever, NO bad dudes are allowed! Any discovered in our chuch shall be spaced. 6. We are neutral until we feel treatened by another group. Space Maxism belives in equlity for all crewmembers alike. All are welcome to join (except bad dudes) Our leader is the Great Vodka Bottle. In the beggining, he found our dead planet, and poured his sustinace onto our planet, forming the oceans and powering all futher life on Earth! Now, we will take his legacy to the stars