Back
Book: Shitcurity Law
Written By: Sebbatt
Fiction
SHITCURITY LAW
Minor Crimes (These crimes carry a one minute sentence)
Running
Not being a shitcurity officer
Being near an officer
Murder
Medium Crimes (These crimes carry a harmbatoning)
Being near someone when they are cold
Annoying an officer
Resisting random harmbatoning
Possetion of a donut
Major Crimes (These crimes carry a permabrigging)
Not supplying dope to an officer
Standing outside the brig
Being a clown
Being in possetion of insulated gloves as an engineer
Not metagaming
Capital crimes (These crimes carry a dose of whatever horrible tortures the officers can think of)
Honking
Disagreeing with an officer
Giving orders to an officer
Using handcuffs as a shitcurity officer
Looking at someone funny
Assaulting an officer
Minor Crimes (These crimes carry a one minute sentence)
Running
Not being a shitcurity officer
Being near an officer
Murder
Medium Crimes (These crimes carry a harmbatoning)
Being near someone when they are cold
Annoying an officer
Resisting random harmbatoning
Possetion of a donut
Major Crimes (These crimes carry a permabrigging)
Not supplying dope to an officer
Standing outside the brig
Being a clown
Being in possetion of insulated gloves as an engineer
Not metagaming
Capital crimes (These crimes carry a dose of whatever horrible tortures the officers can think of)
Honking
Disagreeing with an officer
Giving orders to an officer
Using handcuffs as a shitcurity officer
Looking at someone funny
Assaulting an officer