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Roach Tale
Written By: Chad Laserbeam
Fiction
Day 143 of consuming Various Meda in the dark, alone:
After a long night of scrolling through Content and breathing through my mouth, a roach appeared before me and spoke: "You are one of us now! Your training is complete! You did it!"
At these words, my mouth filled with saliva, and I was overcome with a desire to taste rot and filth.
"Follow me!" said the roach, and in a daze I obeyed. He took me to the kitchen, to the trash can I keep under the sink.
"This is where you eat, now!"
I thanked him, and ate ravenously.
This appeared to amuse the roach. He began chanting and dancing around.
"You are a bug! You eat trash! You are a bug! You eat trash! Toilet brain! Toilet brain! Toilet brain! Toilet brain! Toilet brain!"
"nice good trash," I replied through a mouthful of garbage.
After a long night of scrolling through Content and breathing through my mouth, a roach appeared before me and spoke: "You are one of us now! Your training is complete! You did it!"
At these words, my mouth filled with saliva, and I was overcome with a desire to taste rot and filth.
"Follow me!" said the roach, and in a daze I obeyed. He took me to the kitchen, to the trash can I keep under the sink.
"This is where you eat, now!"
I thanked him, and ate ravenously.
This appeared to amuse the roach. He began chanting and dancing around.
"You are a bug! You eat trash! You are a bug! You eat trash! Toilet brain! Toilet brain! Toilet brain! Toilet brain! Toilet brain!"
"nice good trash," I replied through a mouthful of garbage.