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Kaiju Killer Dudes
Written By: Brand the Man Jackson
Fiction
This is a book about super crazy wrestling monsters that are badass and fight a lot.
Big slimey bug eyed monster with lobster claws fighting a giant eel looking monster in the city of Ciyvile and the citizens were like oh my god they are so huge and destroying our homes! And the big slimy alien could shoot beems out of his snail eyes and sliced off one of eel man looking guys six arms but it totally grew back. So it went on.
And the city men where like guys why dont we use big mecha dudes to robust the fuck out of them. So they did. And so a big mecha came in with missile launchers and machine gun arms and exploded and bullet riddled them it was freaking sick and green blood went everywhere and the bodies crushed buildings when they came down oh my god awesome.
So the dudes saved the city ending the kaiju wars buh buh buuuum!
Big slimey bug eyed monster with lobster claws fighting a giant eel looking monster in the city of Ciyvile and the citizens were like oh my god they are so huge and destroying our homes! And the big slimy alien could shoot beems out of his snail eyes and sliced off one of eel man looking guys six arms but it totally grew back. So it went on.
And the city men where like guys why dont we use big mecha dudes to robust the fuck out of them. So they did. And so a big mecha came in with missile launchers and machine gun arms and exploded and bullet riddled them it was freaking sick and green blood went everywhere and the bodies crushed buildings when they came down oh my god awesome.
So the dudes saved the city ending the kaiju wars buh buh buuuum!