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Kaiju Blood Wars

Written By: It's Me, Brand!

Fiction
This is a book about super crazy wrestling monsters that are badass and fight a lot.

Big slimey bug eyed monster with lobster claws fighting a giant eel looking monster in the city of Cityvile and the citizens were like oh my god they are so huge and destroying our homes! And the big slimy alien could shoot beems out of his snail eyes and sliced off one of eel man looking guys six arms but it totally grew back. So much blood squirted out it was freaking sick man. Like green blood and stuff. And the blood like drenched the streets and cars oh my god like a tidal wave.

And the city men where like guys why dont we use big mecha dudes to robust the fuck out of them. So they did. And so a big mecha came in with missile launchers and machine gun arms and exploded and bullet riddled them it was freaking sick and green blood went everywhere and the bodies crushed buildings when they came down oh my god awesome.

So the dudes saved the city ending the kaiju wars.
Can't even begin to describe how awesome.