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Captain Grug A.Bio

Written By: Dieter Ingolstadt

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DIETERS ADVENTURES ABOARD STATION GRUG.


CHAPTER 1: THE CAPTAIN, GRUG.

Grug Stonebreaker, the captain of the fine space station I am employed on is an interesting fellow. Grug seems to be somehow related to Homo Neanderthalensis, as most educated readers know is a distant cousin of humanity, long thought to be extinct. Grug's obvious dialect is of a European Caveman, which I have studied thoroufgly, it is probably some Indo-European-Cro Magnon dialect developed in the Black Forest, Germany. As a side note, Grug has forced the AI to speak in his dialect, and the station is divided on his leadership, and personally I would stand behind this brutal, but effective captain.
CHAPTER 2:GRUG, FROM GRUG.

As Chapter 2 begins, I'd like to note that there is a blood cult in the station.
I, Dieter Ingolstadt, Curator of Grug Station,  asked Grug for a short description of himself for this autobiography, which is stated here.
Grug is Grug. He has been Grug, He will be Grug, and he shall Always Grug. Grug smashes things he doesn't like, and helps things he does. Grug is Grug