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Safe lizard names

Written By: Mordecai Mossfield

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Foreword...

As we all know our reptilian crewmembers can be disarming, greytiding, waste of oxygen or otherwise just plain morons who sometimes deserve a good insulting name to be called.

Sadly centcom has cracked down on the oldest lizard insulting cultures and names so replacements must be made.
This is a collection and a tutorial of such names for you to enjoy.


Ligtard.
Wagger.
Snake.
Smoothbrain.
Green thing.
Scaly.
Sssnake.
Greentide.
Five limbs.
Dinosaur.
Barnie.
Clawed idiot.
Janitor.
Slit crotch.
Iguana.
Licker.
Newt.
Space gypsy.
Reptile.
Paper skin.
Tail whip.
Toad.
Frog.

And many many more if you use your imagination!
Try to stay in the topic of reptilians or add even something amphibians if you feel extra mean towards the speciment.


always remember not to trust one of these stinking lizards!
and to never mutter the forbidden words or the reptilian gods might strike you down.
A collection of insulting names for the lizards of the station.