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Print Job #933

Written By: Rico Alvarez

Non-Fiction
BARTENDER CONFIRMS SEX CULT ON STATION!!
By Rico Alvarez

Many have long suspected that a sex cult exists on this station.  Now, we have eyewitness confirmation.  Mim-Neetra Foster, Disgusting Lizard Man Bartender, claims he witnessed the sex cult firsthand!  "I was scared, but also I felt good feelings in my penis area!"  Said the shaken Lizard Man.  "I didn't know whether to shit or go blind!"