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Print Job #933
Written By: Rico Alvarez
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BARTENDER CONFIRMS SEX CULT ON STATION!!
By Rico Alvarez
Many have long suspected that a sex cult exists on this station. Now, we have eyewitness confirmation. Mim-Neetra Foster, Disgusting Lizard Man Bartender, claims he witnessed the sex cult firsthand! "I was scared, but also I felt good feelings in my penis area!" Said the shaken Lizard Man. "I didn't know whether to shit or go blind!"
By Rico Alvarez
Many have long suspected that a sex cult exists on this station. Now, we have eyewitness confirmation. Mim-Neetra Foster, Disgusting Lizard Man Bartender, claims he witnessed the sex cult firsthand! "I was scared, but also I felt good feelings in my penis area!" Said the shaken Lizard Man. "I didn't know whether to shit or go blind!"