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Tips for assistants

Written By: Melvin Brooks

How to be a good assistant


Step 1: Get a toolbelt and fill it with all the necessary tools.
Step 2: Find the test light wire.
Step 3: Now, the station is open to you! Go anywhere you please.

Additional Tips


If you are ever caught by security, be sure to call them shitcurity the whole time. This is to throw them off and to discourage them from arresting you or any fellow greytiders again.

If you are in a fight with anyone and they are holding something, always, always disarm. The disarm is guaranteed to make you win the fight.

Clown is being annoying? Kill them! Nobody cares if the clown turns up dead.

Written by Melvin Brooks