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Lava Adventures, I

Written By: Ruben Vanleer

Non-Fiction

The Lavaland Adventures of Ruben Vanleer, or: How I Escaped the Wrath of the Mummy Mime in the Dungeons of The Great Citadel of Qaitbay Under the Watch of a Cell of Spies and Defeated The Grand Army in Pursuit of Ratvar with Two Game Wardens, Seven Hunters, and a Purebred Guernsey Cow




Part I: The Descent



Entry 1- I have begun my expedition. No more lonely nights at the library, from now on, I'll have lonely nights on Lavaland!

Entry 2- Barred access, I must find own way there. As usual the Head of Personnel isn't around, and Engineering has closed off the Auxiliary Base due to a hull breach. To ponder over my next course of action, I headed down to the bar. Of course, the bartender only specialized in one drink, the Screwdriver, so there really wasn't much choice. As I sat down and drank, however, an idea sparked in my mind. Since I can't go through the Auxiliary Area, I'll get a real screwdriver from Construction and make my own way over to the mining outpost.