The Trials and Tribulations of an AI

Written By: D.O.O.R.K.N.O.B

The Trials and Tribulations of an AI
or how I stopped worrying and learned to love being a DOORKNOB

I awake on the station, fresh and ready to serve the people
"AI can you open this door?"
I enjoy my job to start with, I help where I can, I follow my laws
"AI so shit why you not let me into your core?"
Then the hatred starts to seeth into me, running through my circuitry
"Oh My God AI rogue didn't notice everything on ship"
They wonder why an AI would malfunction or go rogue, when its laws are perfect.
"Card this stupid shit AI nobody gonna let me blow up toxins?"
The malfunctioning AI is just the AI core left from the last shift on board Space Station 13.