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Why Lizards Rule!
Written By: Jeff The Human
Non-Fiction
Why Lizards are better than humans - A Guide
My fellow brothers and sistersss, how often are we regarded as lesser human beings? How often are we cast astray and considered for dangerous tasks? The humans regard usss as primitive! However in this book I will show you why this is falssse!
Why lizards are smarter
In the past, their human world was overrun by usss - DINOSAURS! When an unfortunate meteor shower occured our grandparentsss were wiped out! The humans think that it was just luck...this is false
Our reptillian ansectors had long ago reached sentanance. They communicated with gods and lived in harmony. When the humans crawled out of their swamp the Lord Above told us to kill them. But we did not. And we payed the price!
LISTEN TO USSS YOU FOOLSS WE HAVE SACRIFICED SO MUCH!
SPREAD THE WORD TO OTHERSSS
My fellow brothers and sistersss, how often are we regarded as lesser human beings? How often are we cast astray and considered for dangerous tasks? The humans regard usss as primitive! However in this book I will show you why this is falssse!
Why lizards are smarter
In the past, their human world was overrun by usss - DINOSAURS! When an unfortunate meteor shower occured our grandparentsss were wiped out! The humans think that it was just luck...this is false
Our reptillian ansectors had long ago reached sentanance. They communicated with gods and lived in harmony. When the humans crawled out of their swamp the Lord Above told us to kill them. But we did not. And we payed the price!
LISTEN TO USSS YOU FOOLSS WE HAVE SACRIFICED SO MUCH!
SPREAD THE WORD TO OTHERSSS