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Guide to Ungaism
or "How to embrace the Tide"
Ungaism isn't for normal crew, far from it! To become a true follower of Unga Prime, you must renounce your oaths to the law, and swear Fealty to Unga Prime. Ungaism is a path to abilities many consider unnatural. With your toolbox in your hand, stunprod on your back, and toolbelt squared away, there is nowhere you cant go, and nobody you cant beat!
Steal the disk, spare ID, spraypaint dicks on the brig, convert others to Ungaism.
If you do it enough, even the Gods will take notice, and you may be granted a
HOLY BAN
This isn't a punishment, but rather a love-tap from the gods. Dont get discouraged! Continue the tide, brother!
Guide2Unga
Written By: John Bombsky
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Ungaism isn't for normal crew, far from it! To become a true follower of Unga Prime, you must renounce your oaths to the law, and swear Fealty to Unga Prime. Ungaism is a path to abilities many consider unnatural. With your toolbox in your hand, stunprod on your back, and toolbelt squared away, there is nowhere you cant go, and nobody you cant beat!
Steal the disk, spare ID, spraypaint dicks on the brig, convert others to Ungaism.
If you do it enough, even the Gods will take notice, and you may be granted a
HOLY BAN
This isn't a punishment, but rather a love-tap from the gods. Dont get discouraged! Continue the tide, brother!