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The Premium Cigar Day 1-10
Written By: Tie Ulcure
Non-Fiction
Day One:
Keita Yamahara is scaring me, a bartender arrests me then pulls me to Keita. He tells me i am in deep trouble and brings me up to the HoS. what can i say, he knows i stole his stamp to get access the captains office. but all i wanted was a premium cigar, now im stuck in this shithole with the rest of these shitty sec officers. I hope to one day make it out of here, and see my girl Emey.
Day Two:
Keita came back again today to rub it in allitle more, he would not stop flashing me and told me to go to sleep at 6:00am. they are now holding me in a holding cell for beating the other prisoner to near death. But what else could i do, he was trying to steal my morning batch of tofu. now i cant go Home, there is no way they will let me out after this. but geeze i hope he is okay looking back to it, he was a syndicate after all. Wait... my best friend Sam Gongolo was also a syndicate, but they let him out. Lucky bastard, now he is serving the crew with the rest of the shitcuroty force. I think i am getting left behind, they wouldnt want a prisoner on the station... especially when thy think im a syndicate.
Day Three:
This place is ruthless, and im still stuck in the cell. im starving because they didnt give me any food... they mustve forgotten. Keita didnt come back this morning thankfully. Im getting kind of scared of him. i hope he leaves me alone for good. i wish i could see Emey again, but i dont want her to see me like this. but im starting to plan out my escape route. there is a small crack in the wall behind the bed, maybe if i hit it with the bedframe i could somehow crack it open some more.... what am i thinking, im never going to break outta here, even if i do im only breaking into the room with the rest of the Prisoners. well i guess this is it for today, i better get my dinner or soon i will starve to death.
Day Four:
Today dosent seem so bad, its kinda peaceful without the rest of the crew. But i can't stop thinking of her, i cant wait to see Emey again.
Day Five:
I called them in on the radio and they have taken me off! i am free. But i guess the Syndicates are a global organisation. They asked me if i was a Syndicate so i said yes... ill do anything to see Emey. Hopefully this works and they can take me home. They gave me my own room, some food and some water, im living like a king. Soon i should be able to get back to my home with with Emey. These guys are very strange people, they were looking for something on the ship. Something called a 'Nuclear Authentication Disc'... but I don't need it, it sounds pretty deadly. But I better get some sleep now, im loving my new home.
Day Six:
When I woke up today they started making some welcome back ceremony for me. I don't know what the hell they are on about but they gave me a teleporting device and a new PDA with my old name Tie Ulcure but they gave me a whole new look. Apparently I will be given my orders when I arrive to the station. I dont know where the fuck im going but it doesn’t sound good, but I have to pretend im with them. I don't want them finding out im not a Syndicate or im a dead man.
Day Seven:
Today is the day, I will be sent to the new station and they will upload my missions while I am there. Im getting kinda nervous, but I guess I can trust them. They did save my life after all, Hopefully this station is better than the last one I was on. But the food here is amazing, I wish I could stay here a little longer. Maybe after I complete my missions they will allow me to go back home and see my girl.
Day Eight:
I teleported into the station today, my first order was to speak to the captain and find a new job. I wanted something new, instead of being a boring old scientist. I had a talk to the captain who was at the HoP office and made some bullshit excuse that I lost my id and needed a new one. We had a pretty nice chat and he seemed like a nice guy. He then decided to promote me to the Head of Personnel. This is fucking great, ive always wanted to be a HoP. It was a pretty busy first day on the job, the clown kept coming up to me and asking for access to the armoury. Then after I denied him he just started slipping people in my line with banana peels and honking at me. I was really tempted to shoot him on the spot but decided I wouldn’t.
Day Nine:
my next mission came in today, I need to steal a Personal AI from the Research Directors office. I dont know how the hell I am supposed to steal a PAI. Maybe ill just ask him for it, it's not like its illegal for me to have a PAI. Ill get around to asking him tomorrow, but I just looked in my PDA notes and I got a code '749 Alpha'. I wonder what it means, where the hell would I need to type this code in. well I best get some sleep, ive got a big day ahead of me tomorrow.
Day Ten:
Today was a very intense day... I had to kill the Research Director. I feel like shit but I had to... just... I can't stand this any more, I mean its his fault. All I wanted was his PAI but he had to yell out to security when I was in his office. I had to do it quickly, a quick stun to the chest and stabbed him repeatedly with a shard of glass I got from breaking a window in his office. But I have the PAI... I just hope nobody finds him, I took his id and shoved him into his own locker and locked it. I hid the PAI in my locker in my office and hopefully security doesn’t come for me tomorrow, I mean he didn’t say my name.. all he said was “help†in his radio. I can't believe I did that thou. I just fucking panicked and now look where I have ended up. I hope im not going to prison again, I wouldn’t be able to stand another 5 days in prison. I hope I can sleep tonight... I cant stop thinking about the Research Director... and if he had any family.This Story is about a man name Tie Ulcure who is on a mission to steal a Premium Cigar from the Captain but gets caught. And he has to spend the rest of his life sitting inside the perma brig... or does he.
Keita Yamahara is scaring me, a bartender arrests me then pulls me to Keita. He tells me i am in deep trouble and brings me up to the HoS. what can i say, he knows i stole his stamp to get access the captains office. but all i wanted was a premium cigar, now im stuck in this shithole with the rest of these shitty sec officers. I hope to one day make it out of here, and see my girl Emey.
Day Two:
Keita came back again today to rub it in allitle more, he would not stop flashing me and told me to go to sleep at 6:00am. they are now holding me in a holding cell for beating the other prisoner to near death. But what else could i do, he was trying to steal my morning batch of tofu. now i cant go Home, there is no way they will let me out after this. but geeze i hope he is okay looking back to it, he was a syndicate after all. Wait... my best friend Sam Gongolo was also a syndicate, but they let him out. Lucky bastard, now he is serving the crew with the rest of the shitcuroty force. I think i am getting left behind, they wouldnt want a prisoner on the station... especially when thy think im a syndicate.
Day Three:
This place is ruthless, and im still stuck in the cell. im starving because they didnt give me any food... they mustve forgotten. Keita didnt come back this morning thankfully. Im getting kind of scared of him. i hope he leaves me alone for good. i wish i could see Emey again, but i dont want her to see me like this. but im starting to plan out my escape route. there is a small crack in the wall behind the bed, maybe if i hit it with the bedframe i could somehow crack it open some more.... what am i thinking, im never going to break outta here, even if i do im only breaking into the room with the rest of the Prisoners. well i guess this is it for today, i better get my dinner or soon i will starve to death.
Day Four:
Today dosent seem so bad, its kinda peaceful without the rest of the crew. But i can't stop thinking of her, i cant wait to see Emey again.
Day Five:
I called them in on the radio and they have taken me off! i am free. But i guess the Syndicates are a global organisation. They asked me if i was a Syndicate so i said yes... ill do anything to see Emey. Hopefully this works and they can take me home. They gave me my own room, some food and some water, im living like a king. Soon i should be able to get back to my home with with Emey. These guys are very strange people, they were looking for something on the ship. Something called a 'Nuclear Authentication Disc'... but I don't need it, it sounds pretty deadly. But I better get some sleep now, im loving my new home.
Day Six:
When I woke up today they started making some welcome back ceremony for me. I don't know what the hell they are on about but they gave me a teleporting device and a new PDA with my old name Tie Ulcure but they gave me a whole new look. Apparently I will be given my orders when I arrive to the station. I dont know where the fuck im going but it doesn’t sound good, but I have to pretend im with them. I don't want them finding out im not a Syndicate or im a dead man.
Day Seven:
Today is the day, I will be sent to the new station and they will upload my missions while I am there. Im getting kinda nervous, but I guess I can trust them. They did save my life after all, Hopefully this station is better than the last one I was on. But the food here is amazing, I wish I could stay here a little longer. Maybe after I complete my missions they will allow me to go back home and see my girl.
Day Eight:
I teleported into the station today, my first order was to speak to the captain and find a new job. I wanted something new, instead of being a boring old scientist. I had a talk to the captain who was at the HoP office and made some bullshit excuse that I lost my id and needed a new one. We had a pretty nice chat and he seemed like a nice guy. He then decided to promote me to the Head of Personnel. This is fucking great, ive always wanted to be a HoP. It was a pretty busy first day on the job, the clown kept coming up to me and asking for access to the armoury. Then after I denied him he just started slipping people in my line with banana peels and honking at me. I was really tempted to shoot him on the spot but decided I wouldn’t.
Day Nine:
my next mission came in today, I need to steal a Personal AI from the Research Directors office. I dont know how the hell I am supposed to steal a PAI. Maybe ill just ask him for it, it's not like its illegal for me to have a PAI. Ill get around to asking him tomorrow, but I just looked in my PDA notes and I got a code '749 Alpha'. I wonder what it means, where the hell would I need to type this code in. well I best get some sleep, ive got a big day ahead of me tomorrow.
Day Ten:
Today was a very intense day... I had to kill the Research Director. I feel like shit but I had to... just... I can't stand this any more, I mean its his fault. All I wanted was his PAI but he had to yell out to security when I was in his office. I had to do it quickly, a quick stun to the chest and stabbed him repeatedly with a shard of glass I got from breaking a window in his office. But I have the PAI... I just hope nobody finds him, I took his id and shoved him into his own locker and locked it. I hid the PAI in my locker in my office and hopefully security doesn’t come for me tomorrow, I mean he didn’t say my name.. all he said was “help†in his radio. I can't believe I did that thou. I just fucking panicked and now look where I have ended up. I hope im not going to prison again, I wouldn’t be able to stand another 5 days in prison. I hope I can sleep tonight... I cant stop thinking about the Research Director... and if he had any family.This Story is about a man name Tie Ulcure who is on a mission to steal a Premium Cigar from the Captain but gets caught. And he has to spend the rest of his life sitting inside the perma brig... or does he.