My medical wisdom on the topic of pizza hands.Don't. Fucking don't. Why? Stop reading this right now and ask yourself, why did you consider installing pizza hands onto anyone?Seek the station's psychiatrist right away. Show them this essay and get help.Who does that? Why would you surgically attach pizza in place of a prosthetic or vat-grown replacement limb? You really shouldn't have a medical license.In summary, under no circumstance should anyone be fitted with a pizza hand, foot or other appendage.