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[00:00] Recording started.
[00:04] Alex Cloverfield says, "ALex the clover man"
[00:06] Alex Cloverfield says, "Hither"
[00:08] Nala Lafonten asks, "So what happened in the kitchen?"
[00:19] Alex Cloverfield says, "It all started when the space bitcoin popped"
[00:23] Alex Cloverfield says, "It was horrifying"
[00:29] Alex Cloverfield says, "We were all fucking scared man"
[00:34] Alex Cloverfield says, "Rushed to sec to dispatch the borg"
[00:43] Alex Cloverfield says, "Sent by the Bogdanoff bros y wot"
[00:49] Alex Cloverfield says, "And then"
[00:55] Alex Cloverfield says, "Some retard threw a smoke grenade"
[01:04] Alex Cloverfield says, "Next thing thou wot"
[01:14] Alex Cloverfield says, "Flashes, battons and other items were snatched"
[01:20] Alex Cloverfield says, "I tracked the batton the the che"
[01:22] Alex Cloverfield says, "Chef"
[01:28] Nala Lafonten asks, "From the outpost?"
[01:39] Alex Cloverfield says, "Yea yea 'i the hallway"
[01:48] Nala Lafonten says, "Alright"
[01:52] Alex Cloverfield says, "And then"
[01:55] Alex Cloverfield says, "Guess what"
[01:57] Alex Cloverfield says, "The man"
[01:59] Alex Cloverfield says, "Battons me"
[02:06] Alex Cloverfield says, "And hits me with a knife"
[02:11] Alex Cloverfield asks, "What a retard right?"
[02:13] Nala Lafonten asks, "Did you do anything to him before that?"
[03:02] Nala Lafonten says, "Um"
[03:03] Alex Cloverfield yells, "Only quoth something like "OI FORBEAR RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, THOU VIOLATED SPACE LAW AND COMMITED CRIMES TO THIS STATION AND ITS PEOPLE, PAY THE COURT A BRAVE OR SERVE THY SENTANCE!!"
[03:14] Alex Cloverfield says, "He proceded to fuck me up"
[03:21] Alex Cloverfield says, "I proceded to bash his brow 'i"
[03:27] Alex Cloverfield says, "Yet the fucker ran mine man"
[03:30] Alex Cloverfield says, "He fucking bolted it"
[03:35] Alex Cloverfield says, "To the kitchen"
[03:40] Alex Cloverfield says, "I knew the rat was going to hide there"
[03:45] Alex Cloverfield says, "I came 'i"
[03:51] Alex Cloverfield says, "Saw 3 people there talking about a cat woman"
[03:58] Alex Cloverfield asks, "What a bunch of degenerates right?"
[04:00] Nala Lafonten asks, "Why did you try to arrest him when it's not your job?"
[04:02] The security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
[04:03] Alex Cloverfield says, "I flashbanged 'em"
[04:07] Alex Cloverfield says, "Its mine god damn job"
[04:15] Nala Lafonten says, "You are an assistant"
[04:19] Nala Lafonten says, "Oh..."
[04:24] Alex Cloverfield says, "Guess what man"
[04:27] Nala Lafonten says, "I swear to god"
[04:29] Alex Cloverfield says, "Thou want new eyes"
[04:31] Nala Lafonten says, "It said assistant"
[04:35] Alex Cloverfield says, "It didnt"
[04:38] Alex Cloverfield says, "Fuckwit"
[04:39] Alex Cloverfield says, "Then"
[04:41] Alex Cloverfield says, "Guess what"
[04:51] Alex Cloverfield says, "Fucker stunned me an started bashing mine brow 'i too"
[05:12] Nala Lafonten says, "Alright"
[05:12] Alex Cloverfield says, "So we fucking wreseled a bit till people came and screamed "LAMB TO THE SLAUGHTER" then hos came"
[05:15] Alex Cloverfield says, "And Ai"
[05:24] Alex Cloverfield says, "And I fucked the guy up"
[05:25] Alex Cloverfield says, "Cuffed"
[05:27] Alex Cloverfield says, "And brigged him"
[05:30] Alex Cloverfield says, "For being a fuckwit"
[05:35] Alex Cloverfield says, "So"
[05:38] Alex Cloverfield says, "'i conclusion"
[05:43] Alex Cloverfield says, "To compose the long story short"
[05:49] Alex Cloverfield says, "I robusted a man for talking about cat ladies"
[05:54] Alex Cloverfield says, "Fucking degenerate"
[05:58] Alex Cloverfield says, "Alex out"
[05:59] Nala Lafonten says, "Uh"
[05:59] Alex Cloverfield says, "Peace"
[06:08] Nala Lafonten says, "Wasn't it about a stolen batton"
[06:21] Recording stopped.