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The Russian Clown
Written By: Joe Bergman
Fiction
Once upon a time, there was a drunken russian who was too drunk to understand the word "friendly". He ventured to the Clown Planet in search for the Legendary Rainbow Volka.
There, he met a spessman called Bob who was miming for Bananium in mines of Clown Planet. Bob and the Drunken Russian fought and BOB GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH HE IS, the russian took all Bob's bananium and gave it to a random clown for his H.O.N.K mech.Afterwards, The russian used Bob's pickaxe to dig to the core of The Honkmother. The russian saw The Honkmother drinking The Legendary Rainbow Volka. He was angry, He furriously striked the Core of The Honkmother and destroyed The Core. Leaving the Legendary Volka for him. The Russian drank the volka, he transended into a Russian Clown and died