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Honkguide
Written By: Joe Schmoe
Fiction
1. Make a clown cult. Spread the honk through use of charisma and a bit of clown magic to convince people to wear clown clothes or turn themselves into a clown via the magic of the HAPPY CLUWNE MASK!
2. Slip or stun people through use of a banana or pie and steal whatever article of clothing seems good looking.
3. Through use of musical instruments or various objects, make funny noises during serious events like surgery.
4. Pester various people of importance for goods. Examples : The HoP for all access, the HoS for a gun, Botany for bananas, chemists for drugs, chefs for pie, and robotics for a Honkmech or Honkbot.
5. Declare yourself head of security, Captain, or any other role of importance, and convince people to actually accept the fact that you are now EXTREMLY POWERFUL.
2. Slip or stun people through use of a banana or pie and steal whatever article of clothing seems good looking.
3. Through use of musical instruments or various objects, make funny noises during serious events like surgery.
4. Pester various people of importance for goods. Examples : The HoP for all access, the HoS for a gun, Botany for bananas, chemists for drugs, chefs for pie, and robotics for a Honkmech or Honkbot.
5. Declare yourself head of security, Captain, or any other role of importance, and convince people to actually accept the fact that you are now EXTREMLY POWERFUL.