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How to Make Bombs The Vincent Diego Way
So you wanna make bombs, huh?
Well, here's the skinny: makin' bombs takes a lot of hard work and practice. If you want a medium sized bomb from a medium sized bomb-makin' master, then you've come to the right book.
Step One: Mixing the Chemicals
You're gonna need 2 plasma tanks and 1 oxygen tank. Put them in a mixer, and mix 'em together by wrenching them to the pipes. They should be a 33.33% oxygen, 66.66% plasma.
Step Two: Heating the Chemicals
Slap that shit into the heater, activate it, flick it on. Damn, now you're burning shit. Make sure it all goes into an empty canister and fills it up. Once it empties, unwrench the yellow canister and let it sit for 5-10 minutes while it heats up.
Step Three: Cooling Some Oxygen Take some oxygen, run it through the cooler several times until it reaches about -250 degrees.
Step Four: Preparing the Bomb
Get an empty oxygen tank and an empty plasma tank. Fill the oxygen tank with the super-cooled oxygen. Fill the plasma tank with 200 units of regular plasma, and then as much superheated bullshit as you can.
Then, attach these onto a tank transfer valve. Pick how you wanna make it detonate, and bingo-bango-bongo-bish-bash-bosh, you got a boosh.
Book: How to Make Bombs
Written By: Vincent Diego
Fiction
So you wanna make bombs, huh?
Well, here's the skinny: makin' bombs takes a lot of hard work and practice. If you want a medium sized bomb from a medium sized bomb-makin' master, then you've come to the right book.
Step One: Mixing the Chemicals
You're gonna need 2 plasma tanks and 1 oxygen tank. Put them in a mixer, and mix 'em together by wrenching them to the pipes. They should be a 33.33% oxygen, 66.66% plasma.
Step Two: Heating the Chemicals
Slap that shit into the heater, activate it, flick it on. Damn, now you're burning shit. Make sure it all goes into an empty canister and fills it up. Once it empties, unwrench the yellow canister and let it sit for 5-10 minutes while it heats up.
Step Three: Cooling Some Oxygen Take some oxygen, run it through the cooler several times until it reaches about -250 degrees.
Step Four: Preparing the Bomb
Get an empty oxygen tank and an empty plasma tank. Fill the oxygen tank with the super-cooled oxygen. Fill the plasma tank with 200 units of regular plasma, and then as much superheated bullshit as you can.
Then, attach these onto a tank transfer valve. Pick how you wanna make it detonate, and bingo-bango-bongo-bish-bash-bosh, you got a boosh.