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A Treatise on the Effect of the Francs on Mod

Written By: Gabrielle Ehret

Non-Fiction
Let me tell you something. You know what's was the worst thing on 21st century Earth? Frenchness. The worst province in Canada? Quebec. It's too french. Worst state of the U.S? Louisiana. Named after one of their cake-eating kings. Worst island in the Caribbean? Haiti. Not because of the massive corruption, lack of infrastrucutre, and extreme poverty, but because of the French. They ruined that half of the island. Worst country in South America? French Guinea. It's in the fucking name. Let's cross the atlantic; worst country in africa? Not Sudan, with it's civil wars, and blood shed. Not S.A with it's disgusting amounts of racism. It's Ivory Coast. AKA: REPUBLIQUE DE COTE D'IVOIRE Worst asian country? Not china, with it's communism and human abuse, but Vietnam, because the frenchies got there damned baguette-flour covered hands on it, Here's the big one: Worst european country? Belgium. Too French Fucking Belgium.