Book: Lusty Xenomorph Maid

Written By: Captain Colt

The Lusty Xenomorph Maid

Alien Queen hisses: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Captain Colt asks: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Alien Queen hisses: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor alien maid.

Captain Colt says: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Alien Queen hisses: You embarrass me, sir!

Captain Colt says: Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Alien Queen hisses: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The station will have my head if I do not!

Captain Colt says: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here. Polish my laser rifle.