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How to Clean
Written By: Ivan Black
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How to Clean Like a Real Janitor
Step 1: Find a cleaning method. Good sources of soap are the clown or sneaking into janitorial through maintenance. You can also beg the chemists for space cleaner.
Step 2: Find a mess. Oil, blood, any fluid, you name it. Really gunks up the whole place.
Step 3: CLEAN IT. FOR GOD'S SAKE CLEAN THE MESS. JANITORS SUFFER MENTAL ABUSE FROM YOUR ENDLESS SHENANIGANS INVOLVING BODILY HARM!
Step 4: Repeat!
Step 1: Find a cleaning method. Good sources of soap are the clown or sneaking into janitorial through maintenance. You can also beg the chemists for space cleaner.
Step 2: Find a mess. Oil, blood, any fluid, you name it. Really gunks up the whole place.
Step 3: CLEAN IT. FOR GOD'S SAKE CLEAN THE MESS. JANITORS SUFFER MENTAL ABUSE FROM YOUR ENDLESS SHENANIGANS INVOLVING BODILY HARM!
Step 4: Repeat!