The Traitor Maint

Written By: Jim LaWena

There was this one time, I was wandering through a maintenence tunnel. I was having a lot of fun in the maint tunnel, until some very mean man with a desword came along. He was what's known as a, "Traitor Maint", so very swiftly, I ran, and yelled, "HELP! TRAITOR MAINT!", and we all lived happily ever after. Gobble gobble.