Book: Lizards And Us

Written By: Dimitri Ishnavekov

Lizards And Us
As human beings we are a people of nuance, care, and love. With these attributes, it was inevitable that we would merge with other intelligent species as we explored the galaxy. However, there are many, many facts that we've been refusing to admit.

Firstly, according to the Nanotrasen Survey of Crime and Domestic Violence, 76% of domestic crimes are committed by lizards. 64% of intimate partner violence in inter-species relationships is agitated by a lizard.

So we have to face the fact that these lizards just aren't as civilized as the rest of us humans. It's just a fact.

But how will we deal with this fact?

Well, personally, I think there's only one way to make these statistics dropd own to an acceptable level, and take away responsibility of the majority of crimes from the minority of citizens. And that's mass extermination.

Personally, I support the idea of building execution and labor camps across our galaxy, much like the labor prison's we have designed. Once we start designing these on a grand scale with the intentional design to efficiently and effectively dispose of lizards, it'll be a cakewalk to bring a major erasion of crime rates.

If you see a lizard today, don't be rude--they would win if we personally treated them like the vermin they are. But if you have any opportunity to impersonally eliminate them from your area, I'd take that chance. Together, we can build a better world.