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How to Moth
Written By: Helicoverpa Monticola
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Step 1: Have a name that is impossible to pronounce so everyone just calls you "moth" or "moff".
Step 2: Make sure you can get really drunk.
Step 3: Become moth.
Step 4: ABSOLUTE INSANITY
STEP V: THE LAMP
Step 6: Going after lamps is dumb, not a good moth thing.
Step 7: GO TO BAR
STEP 8: DRINK EVERYTHING
Step 69: HAHA FUNNY NUMBER
Step 420: Other funny number
Step Why: DIE OF POISONING
Step 2: Make sure you can get really drunk.
Step 3: Become moth.
Step 4: ABSOLUTE INSANITY
STEP V: THE LAMP
Step 6: Going after lamps is dumb, not a good moth thing.
Step 7: GO TO BAR
STEP 8: DRINK EVERYTHING
Step 69: HAHA FUNNY NUMBER
Step 420: Other funny number
Step Why: DIE OF POISONING