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A Librarian's Adventure
Written By: Billy Billyson
Fiction
Once upon a time, there was a librarian. This librarian was bored, and so he thought: "You know what I should do? I should teach them all a lesson, so they'll come to read in the library like good little boys and girls." After some careful thought on how to accomplish this, he set his plan in motion. First, he beat up the Head of Security with his manly strength. Then he took control of the station by simply declaring himself high lord and master of space. His manly charms brought him the love of all the beautiful women and the envy of all the men, and he lived happily ever after, because people could tell how intelligent and handsome he was for being a librarian. The End.