Space is Fun!

Written By: Ian Quiche

Dear children of the station, why don't you guys go to the airlock. The airlock is a very fun place for children to explore. Did you know that if you go outside the airlock you will get all the icecream in the world. Yes thats right if you go hug space you will get ICE CREAM! Tell your friends this also if you go in space you will get a girlfriend! YES THATS RIGHT GO TO SPACE RIGHT NOW AND GET A GIRLFRIEND AND ICECREAM! Please note that THIS ONLY WORKS WITHOUT A SPACE SUIT AND INTERNALS!