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NEVER TRUST CLOWNS
Written By: Jebediah Zandi
Non-Fiction
This psycho clown saw me putting up motivational posters and said "HEY!"
I was startled of course because all clowns are psychotic murderers, but I decided to be polite. "Howdy," I said to the clearly maniacal demon in face paint. "Come with me," it snarled at me through mangled teeth. Suddenly the beast was upon me. It wrapped its hands around my throat and kept me from breathing. I was aghast at the blatant assault in the middle of a shift! I struggled to get free as it dragged me to the airlock, slowly understanding this beast wanted me dead. I called out on the radio in desperation for some help, and thankfully some scientists came by just in time and came to my rescue, dragging me from the sadist's grasp and back to safety. I ran for my life back to the safety of the library and sat down to write this cautionary tale.
DON'T TRUST CLOWNS!!!
EVER!!!
NEVER EVER!!!
I was startled of course because all clowns are psychotic murderers, but I decided to be polite. "Howdy," I said to the clearly maniacal demon in face paint. "Come with me," it snarled at me through mangled teeth. Suddenly the beast was upon me. It wrapped its hands around my throat and kept me from breathing. I was aghast at the blatant assault in the middle of a shift! I struggled to get free as it dragged me to the airlock, slowly understanding this beast wanted me dead. I called out on the radio in desperation for some help, and thankfully some scientists came by just in time and came to my rescue, dragging me from the sadist's grasp and back to safety. I ran for my life back to the safety of the library and sat down to write this cautionary tale.
DON'T TRUST CLOWNS!!!
EVER!!!
NEVER EVER!!!