Book: Trey the Pregnant

Written By: A fucked up motherfucker

On a hot summer's day on the beach biodome...

Maximillian Kappus was preparing himself some shit to drink.  What happened next he did not expect; Trey.  He came up to Max, round and plump like a plum.  "M-max!," he exclaimed, "I-i'm pregnant!"  Max, like the good man he was, shot himself in the head.

The End...

or is it?