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As I boareded Star-Spangled Installation 97, I knew I had to find artifacts into space. I was not just a curator of found things, I would be a curator of yet-to-be-found things!
After failing to convince the CMO to launch me into space with the mass driver in the chapel, I attempted to convince an engineer. The engineer was not convinced either, but then the power of a god, which I did not know the name of yet, quite literally yeeted me into the mass driver. Unfortunately, the mass driver 'yeeted' me right into arrivals.
With a netspeak laugh from the unnamed god, I was safely sent into my way into space. The gods granted me many gifts to find their hidden treasure! Jetpacks, even a speeder bike! I encountered many hard enemies in space. Turrets, pirates, to name a few.
But in a bunker in space, I found what the gods wanted me to find: The beans!
An ungodly amount of beans!
Beans everywhere!
The gods, clearly satisfied with my effort, granted me the gift of storage, to hold all of
Mr Bean, Bean god
Written By: Tony McKay
Religion
God of Beans
As I boareded Star-Spangled Installation 97, I knew I had to find artifacts into space. I was not just a curator of found things, I would be a curator of yet-to-be-found things!
After failing to convince the CMO to launch me into space with the mass driver in the chapel, I attempted to convince an engineer. The engineer was not convinced either, but then the power of a god, which I did not know the name of yet, quite literally yeeted me into the mass driver. Unfortunately, the mass driver 'yeeted' me right into arrivals.
With a netspeak laugh from the unnamed god, I was safely sent into my way into space. The gods granted me many gifts to find their hidden treasure! Jetpacks, even a speeder bike! I encountered many hard enemies in space. Turrets, pirates, to name a few.
But in a bunker in space, I found what the gods wanted me to find: The beans!
An ungodly amount of beans!
Beans everywhere!
The gods, clearly satisfied with my effort, granted me the gift of storage, to hold all of