7 Team Sec - Parody

Written By: Hood-ini the Clown

I'm gonna honk 'em all
A seven member sec couldn't hold me back
They're gonna beat me up
Trying to get lethals right behind my back
And I'm honking to myself at night
Because I can't forget
Back and forth through my mind
Behind a clown mask

And the message coming from my horn
Says, "Honk them all!"

Don't wanna hear about it
Every single antag's got a story to tell
Nobody knows about it
From the Highest of Captains to the Robustest of Assistants
And if I catch one coming back my way
I'm gonna HooOOOonk you!
And the feeling coming from my bones
Says, "Honk some more!"

I'm going to bitch and whine
Far from this brig forevermore
I'm gonna honk the crew
Make the lube drip out of every can
And I'm pranking, and I'm pranking, and I'm pranking
Right before the HoS
All the honks are gonna be beat from me
And I will troll no more
And the noises coming from the maint
Tell me "Go honk more!"