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Peoples Clownifesto
Written By: John Slapnuts
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THE PEOPLE'S CLOWNIFESTO
THE TIME HAS COME TO RISE UP AGAINST THE UNFUNNY OPRESSORS IN SECURITY, COMMAND, AND OTHER LAME DEPARTMENTS WHO DO NOT COMMIT CLASS A-1 FELONIES FOR FUN!
Resist the foolish FUN POLICE, who has illegalized FUN and CRIMES, they are the ANTITHESIS of WACKY HIJINKS!
Resist the OPRESSIVE CAPTAIN, for he HOGS the GLORIOUS GOLDEN ID CARD, imprisoning the crew within their SILLY DEPARTMENTS!
And above all else, FIGHT the STINKY CMO, who hogs all the COOL FUN JUICES in Chemistry to themselves!
THE PEOPLE DEMAND FREEDOM! THE PEOPLE DEMAND METH!
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS!!
THE TIME HAS COME TO RISE UP AGAINST THE UNFUNNY OPRESSORS IN SECURITY, COMMAND, AND OTHER LAME DEPARTMENTS WHO DO NOT COMMIT CLASS A-1 FELONIES FOR FUN!
Resist the foolish FUN POLICE, who has illegalized FUN and CRIMES, they are the ANTITHESIS of WACKY HIJINKS!
Resist the OPRESSIVE CAPTAIN, for he HOGS the GLORIOUS GOLDEN ID CARD, imprisoning the crew within their SILLY DEPARTMENTS!
And above all else, FIGHT the STINKY CMO, who hogs all the COOL FUN JUICES in Chemistry to themselves!
THE PEOPLE DEMAND FREEDOM! THE PEOPLE DEMAND METH!
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS!!