Tragedy of Honkulus

Written By: Varin McChuckles

There once was a Priest of the Honkmother, brave and bold.

His banana sacrifices were manifold.

Before security, he would not fold.

With pies aplenty, he would break the mold.

Throught the maintenence he ran, briskly through the cold.

In the end, he was caught, and thus his story is sadly told.

The moral of this heartrending tale?

Fuck security.