Book: Why borging is shitty and stuff

Written By: Enriquo Salvadores, Chaplain, Ole!

So basically, Jesus or some other bozo said some shit about 'sanctity of life' or how 'your body is a temple of the holy spirit' or some shit like that or something else I don't remember, but anyway the point is borging's wrong and if you get borged then you'll go to hell, jesus hates you, and that sort of thing, ok? Glad we got that sorted cause I had to write this thesis to qualify as chaplain and man reading that 'Bible' or whatever I wanted to fall asleep, anyway have fun and no borging ok, you fuck? Alright, love you baby, goodnight.