Print Job #234

Written By: Prue Duncan

Security: Everyone knows it. But did you know that the members of it are absolutely insane? That's right; Security Members are mentally ill. You know every time a security member asks someone for their bag and they decline? Or when they get humiliated by an unarmed clown? That stuff adds up. And it makes the Security Force extremely insane over time, causing them to do insane stuff like harmbatoning people, or shooting innocent crewmen! You've heard it here, folks. Security is mad.