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Human History Part 1

Written By: Elizabeth Irzwell

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THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY

So, some might ask, where did we come from? Did we live on Earth, or Mars? Why do I look like this? Well, you've picked out the right book! This book is book 1 of a series of books I shall be producing about our history and what makes us... well, us! So let's start off with the beginning!

THE START OF THE UNIVERSE
Well, to talk about the start of our actual planet, we will have to talk about what made the universe. Now, this is all opinion-based and subjective. The main theory we have (with lots of evidence to assume this) is the big bang theory. Not to be confused with The Big Bang Theory by Chuck Lorre Bill Prady, a sitcom TV show spanning from 2007 to 2019. This theory suggests that the whole universe expanded from an initial state of high density and temperature.
A singular tiny point that exploded and created the elements we see today. It was in a hot dense state, then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started, wait!
Now, let's talk about Earth. It started off as a bunch of small rocks orbiting the Sun (our home-star). These rocks then collided together and then started forming a gravitational pull. Then it pulled in more rocks. Then, a silly little rogue planet decided it was tired of us going slow in the fast lane and CRASHED INTO US AT FULL FUCKING SPEED causing tons of rock to float up and turn into the moon.
So now we have a floating rocky orb and water (from the rogue planet) on our Earth. And in the span of millions of years this eventually becomes seas! (I am shit at history, no fucking clue what happens here so lets move to the next book!)